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I know right!?  In an episode where they have already been talking about how much they like going parking together and getting handjobs.  It is nearly my favourite screencap from the episode and considering everything that happened in this episode that is saying a lot.

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I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my life but at least I didn’t just give Steven Moffat an Emmy


do men have resting bitch faces as well or do they not have negative characteristics ascribed to them for putting on a neutral rather than a deliriously happy facial expression

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I love how automatically disapproving she is of Damien. 

The first thing he does is mock the tax bunny, so she is just no.

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hope-calaris asked
I finally saw the latest episode and I'm in love with Infeld just having sex with everyone, regardless of gender, race or (legal) age. His "finally you don't need to pretend to need separate bedrooms" with F&B was just wonderful. And what's up with Peter rejecting his OBVIOUS love for Jared? He's hurting Jared with it, and I don't like it :(

I love how much Infeld ships them, and so supportively.  It’s like in the first season where Peter and Jared are arguing and he just wants them to be happy and gives them a speech about either devouring each other or copulating.  And canonical bedroom sharing is so so close to canonical bed sharing, it has made me very happy.

I think Peter just gets flustered when Jared is out and out in love with him in public because it’s Jared and even though he knows Jared really well he doesn’t actually know if he’s just joking like he’s always joking or if he means it because he only says it as throw away things and never like really puts himself out there, and to be fair, the judge’s chambers is a kind of weird place to tell your best friend how hot he is and Peter isn’t as confident as Jared at being himself in some ways, and … I don’t know, I have emotions yes.  On the other hand, it’s important that Jared suffer because so pretty.  I don’t mind if sometimes Peter carelessly causes that suffering.  (There was a bit in season 3 where they were talking about wanting to die before or after your spouse and Peter said he’d want to die first, and Jared said no, it should be him, and Peter just cut him off horribly and pretended he meant before his wife and JARED’S FACE.  Sometimes Peter is the worst bf.)


Peter: I’m on top tonight.
Jared: No, you were on top last night. I’m on top tonight.